Who do you think you are, Wallaby, a fucking kangaroo? And guess what, asshole, PIGMENT IS NOT OPTIONAL. I don't know what gives you the nerve to hop over here and plop your fat ass down for everyone to see, but you better hop back to whatever pre-existence paint shop you came from and step into the modern day. Marsupials have long utilized everything from light brown to gray, so join the fucking party.
You also literally have large balls, BUT THAT IS UNRELATED TO YOUR BRAZEN DISREGARD FOR THE SOCIAL MORES OF POLITE SOCIETY.
